bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

phoebewilliamstv:

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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Canada: “sorry eh” 

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:


(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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Update:

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khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

yanyuns:

inhuemane:

iampaigie:

lceburgs:

these are fucking paintings

I saw the caption and I died

I will reblog these forever

only realised these might be paintings on the 5th photo. so awesome.

jaclcfrost:

[feels any emotion intensely for longer than five minutes] oh. oh god

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

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